god
A physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist were discussing the nature of God. “Surely a Physicist,” said the physicist, “because early in the Creation, God made Light; and you know, Maxwell’s equations, the dual nature of electromagnetic waves, the relativistic consequences. . .” “An Engineer!,” said the engineer, “because before making Light, God split the Chaos into Land and Water; it takes a hell of an engineer to handle that big amount of mud, and orderly separation of solids from liquids. . .” The computer scientist shouted: “And the Chaos, where do you think it was coming from, hmm?”

